burpin` brunch #13: pizza binge n` smoke [ ] hd fonda dix

While wearing an extremely sheer tank top and panties, I sit on my couch ready to munch on a plate full of pizza. I dive in, taking huge bite after huge bite in between sucking down my can of Mountain Dew. I feel the gas start to bubble and move around my gut as I push out the occasional burp. After having my fill of the delicious pie, I light up a cigarette and finish off my meal the most perfect way possible, kicked back and havin- a smoke.